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Nigerian linguist shares his experience with a hotel receptionist who said “she is equal to the task in case he needs a toy to play with”

A Nigerian linguist, Ogbonnaya Okoro, has shared his experience with an overly dedicated  hotel receptionist who offered herself to him. Read below:  I just checked into this hotel, took my bath, stepped out to walk round the street before I would start work. The instruction is to drop key. I presented the key to the receptionist."Can I talk to you?" She asked."Why not?" I drew my ears closer. She looked up and down, uneasy like one about to steal meat from pot. Nobody seemed to be coming. "In case you need a toy to play with I am equal to the task". It took a few seconds for this to register into my small head. I laughed like a mad man. Like…am I in Nigeria or finally moved to obodo oyibo? But I like blunt ladies. Nd Naija adr blunt. Then no be Naija I Dey. This must be in the dream. I had to pinch myself. Two things are involved. First, if the pinch pains me, it is reality. Second, if I feel no pains, then it's dream. But the pinch pained me. It's true. When I was paying for the room, she passed me the rules and regulations. Smoking isn't allowed. I told her no need. I don't smoke. "But those who smoke are good in bed" I pretended I didn't hear that. Of course nt chiri m. Aunty press POS make I dey Waka, I have deadlines This time around…"toy".Ya b ka m pwa toy. The angels began to whisper into my ears:"Focus,boy focus!"Any gbaga s eluigwe… But one useless spirit was telling me: "opportunity comes but once"…Ma Angel Michael ma Angel Gabriel, ha n m left and right….mma agha turning as it did Adam and Eve when they left Eden.No crossing. bara r, focus! As I turned to look at her…I paused, she paused; both of us paused.nkwa m toy? Apgburu m onwe m na toy.The post Nigerian linguist shares his experience with a hotel receptionist who said “she is equal to the task in case he needs a toy to play with” appeared first on Linda Ikeji Blog.

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